I could have been exploding in space

LAST PERSON WHO...
x. Slept in your bed: Why, me!
x. Saw you cry: I do not know
x. Made you cry: Humanity generally, most likely
x. Spent the night at your house: Heather
x. You shared a drink with: That is germ infused and therefore I do not do it.
x. You went to the movies with: Mon freres and I saw that abominable War of the Worlds OMGMYKIDSANDEXWIFEHATEMEOHNOALIENSAREGOINGTOKILLUSALL*SURVIVE3246781234781x*YAYMYKIDSANDEXWIFELOVEME
x. You went to the mall with: I have not been to a mall in ages
x. Yelled at you: Lisa, most likely
x. Told you they loved you: You


HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: No, for llamas are infinitely buffer (and heavier) than Ashleys and I would most likely die
x. Been to New York: Perpetually for about, oh, thirteen years
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Probably. I don't tend to remember such things for extended amounts of time as there is no reason for doing so
x. Had an imaginary friend: I tried to once when I was little because I had read about it or something but then I realized it was futile and abolished such practices

RANDOM
x. Things you like in a the opposite sex: Sense of humor, non-shallowness, honesty, integrity, and other such things
x. Do you have a crush on someone: No, people are miserably rotten.
x. What book are you reading now: The Salmon of Doubt by Douglas Adams
x. Worst feeling in the world: Sadness? Ooh deep
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: NOOOOOOOO
x. How many rings before you answer: As many as it takes me to get to the phone if I feel like answering it, which I usually don't. Actually I'm never home anyhow because I work my face off
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No, that would curtail my personal space
x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Psychologist, photographer, writer, yurt-dweller
x. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous: Righty
x. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: That I do
x. What's under your bed: Empty bags... oh that sounds so symbolic of something although I don't know what
x. Favorite sport to watch: Fencing, as it is the only one I understand/care to understand and it is infinitely better than all of the other ones
x. Siblings: Two younger brothers aged 15 and 11
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No

EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: I do not
x. Do you drink: No
x. Who is your best friend: You
x. What are you most scared of: I can't quite put my finger on it
x. What clothes do you sleep in: Tank tops and boxers
x. Who is the last person who called you?: Matt
x. Where do you want to get married: A church I suppose? I have not given it much thought. Probably not outdoors, because that scene from Napoleon Dynamite. I do not aspire to be like that
x. Favorite number(s): I see no reason for my having a favorite number and thus do not have one
x. What type of automobile: My father's vehicle is pretty spiffy
x. Are you timely or always late: I am timely
x. Do you have a job: Indeed
x. Do you like being around people: Most of the time, but certain individuals who buy groceries are not pleasant to be in the company of
x. Best feeling in the world: Happiness! I'm on a roll
x. Are you a health freak: No
STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: No
x. Are you lonely right now: Not particularly
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: Not often
x. Do you want to get married: Indeed
x. Do you want kids: Yes

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: No
x. Bought something: Yes
x. Said "I Love You": No
x. Met someone new: Yes
x. Talked to someone: That'd be pretty pitiful if one went for 48 hours without talking to anyone, and I have indeed. Lots of someones, for that matter
x. Missed someone: I suppose so
x. Hugged someone: No
x. Fought with your parents: No, they've been away
x. Dream about someone you can't be with: No, I hardly sleep and therefore do not dream or if I do do not remember my dreams. More symbolism, perchance?
x. Had a lot of sleep: No

Bananafiend completes my life.

On an entirely different note, my favorite supermarket cliche is "Do you want your milk in a bag?" because it reminds me of Five Iron Frenzy.